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30-ROUND MAGAZINE - If a ban on these passed into law: tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who never shot anyone in their life would become criminals overnight

MITT ROMNEY - "That's right, I'm going to do away with Medicare and give you non tax-paying freeloaders limited vouchers. See? I have compassion."

TAGS: romney medicare compassion
Rating: 2.88/5

More politifakes by starryeyedguy

JGalt - September 29, 2012, 12:49 pm
Have you read Obamacare?
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 6:53 am
Or what the affordable Healthcare Act says for that matter?
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 6:52 am
Have you read the Reid budget?
Jrock - September 29, 2012, 5:44 am
Have you read the Ryan budget?
JGalt - September 28, 2012, 7:42 pm
Citations please, and not obama or pelosi "quotes"

PASS THIS BILL - Mr. President when can we see the details?

TAGS: obama pass bill not written
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by deerbag2

deerbag2 - September 11, 2012, 9:28 am
2 things in 4 years, too bad if you don't work at GM
deerbag2 - September 11, 2012, 9:26 am
Last night on the News Romney couldn't give one (yes 1) example of a loop hole he would close in the tax code. But his plan was to cut the loop holes!
arnnatz - September 10, 2012, 11:42 pm
looks like the list of obama's successes as president
crankyhead - September 10, 2012, 9:21 pm
That empty page sort of looks like Romney's campaign platform doesn't it?

BUDGET IMPASSE - For some it is an inconvience, for others it may mean the difference between life and death

Republican House passes bill to pay federal employees -

OKLAHOMA IS SAVING MONEY - by passing a law that requires all driver's license exams to be printed in English only.


NANCY PELOSI - You'll have to read the newspaper to see what we thought of your most ethically run Congress that would not deficit spend!

THIS GUY'S SO FAT - I doubt Michelle Obama's health fitness plan could help him lose weight.

APPARENTLY SPACE IS NOT THE FINAL FRONTIER - Why all the fuss about reading the bill before voting for it? Nancy and Harry have there shills rewrite the bills after they get passed! Yes, its shocking but TRUE!!



COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM - They're fine. They don't need anything. It's they're fault for being like this anyway.

hypocrisy -

low information voters -

Max Baucus -

Hijack -

Obamacare didn't cancel your insurance -

TAGS: liberals pass the buck
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by OTC

OTC - November 7, 2013, 1:03 pm
20years? I think the people who liked their plan, lost it, and tried to get insured on healthcare.gov figured it out in 20 minutes.
Curlyrocks - November 6, 2013, 11:28 pm
Obamacare is so long and complicated that it will probably be about 20 years before we figure out who f**ked who and how.
OTC - November 6, 2013, 11:22 pm
Its even possible that they were lied to
OTC - November 6, 2013, 11:22 pm
I'm sure you're right, but they probably didn't know about the 'minimal health coverage' which cut into their profits
Curlyrocks - November 6, 2013, 10:15 pm
You can't tell me that the insurance companies didn't have a hand in writing a law that says you must buy insurance or be punished.
StoneTools - November 6, 2013, 7:04 pm
That's why the AARP backed obamacare, they stand to make a mint off of it, but it's bad for the senior citizens that they are supposed to support. How many AARP members need bre*** pumps and maternity care?
fauxnews - November 6, 2013, 6:43 pm
TRANSLATION (OTC.a.k.a.Arnnatz a.k.a.STool's sock): Maybe I will respond to my own post with my other phony account like the good little fail troll I am since no one else seems to be defending my lame position in this. X-D
fauxnews - November 6, 2013, 6:40 pm
You forgot to also compare it to Columbine, 9/11 and the Holocaust...lol..This is why you lose elections, wanker. You tea baggers open your mouth and the voters say, "Hmmm...after hearing that, I think I will go with the stable calm black guy." FAIL
OTC - November 6, 2013, 5:50 pm
Right curly, insurance companies thought they would benefit from the ACA, guess they too should have read it before it pas$ed.
OTC - November 6, 2013, 5:49 pm
Don't throw facts in this and confuse the liberal, its law now and it can't change, well, other than the violating of one law by Obama to make unilateral changes to another law that's a fallacy, but that is beside the liberal point- once its law, thats it
Curlyrocks - November 6, 2013, 5:41 pm
It certainly does Guy. I wasn't trying to un-validate (if that's a word) anyone. What I was trying to do is validate the point that insurance companies would never let the ACA go through if it didn't benefit them some how.
StoneTools - November 6, 2013, 5:29 pm
Yeah, it will become the law of the land, just like the Fugitive Slave Act, Prohibition, and other bogus laws.
OTC - November 6, 2013, 4:05 pm
Well curly, that kinda validates the poster, eh?
Curlyrocks - November 6, 2013, 2:57 pm
Curlyrocks - November 6, 2013, 2:33 pm
The only horror story i'v seen was about people who where on a great plan for many years, then got sick but where fully covered for many years, only to lose their plan due to the ACA.
OTC - November 6, 2013, 12:02 pm
And the new 'minimum health coverage' that increases the costs of health insurance and forces coverage for things most people won't need or don't want.
OTC - November 6, 2013, 12:00 pm
Curly, people with pre-existing conditions could not get insurance because it was unprofitable for the insurance company. Now companies are dropping coverage for employees or cutting hours to under 30 a week (which will hurt the economy) because of ACA
Curlyrocks - November 5, 2013, 8:18 pm
Ok well that may be true that it needs time to grow, (I don't believe it but it may be true)that doesn't mean that insurance companies won't use the opportunity to "trim the fat" and cut people and plans that are unprofitable.
fauxnews - November 5, 2013, 8:16 pm
...America has bigger problems to worry about than this Healthcare law.The economy and the environment are on the precipice of collapse.The world needs to focus on the bigger picture, not petty egos or politics.This will work itself out.Humanity might not
fauxnews - November 5, 2013, 8:14 pm
Oh, that's rubbish mate. The Americans current oligarchical health care system has been failing for 20 years now. Just like any new law (Social Security, etc.) it will become part of the fabric of society since it's now the law of the land...
Curlyrocks - November 5, 2013, 8:11 pm
Forced or gave them the opportunity, either way it's f**ked.

passed without reading -

John Kerry -

A Wealthy And Wise Man -

Obamacare is becoming a huge failure -

Liberal hypocrisy -

Gave us midnight basketball as a crime deterrent -


TAGS: can not pass go
Rating: 4.56/5

More politifakes by Bull

WAYS AND MEANS COMMITTEE - Finding Ways to cover up crimes your Means intended.

Sadly -


TAGS: pass choom
Rating: 4.27/5

More politifakes by JGalt

JGalt - September 26, 2012, 11:30 pm
The mockery sound reminds you of a liberal- that's exactly how we have to deal with your ilk. Conversations are moot with libs.
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:27 pm
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:26 pm
JGalt is trying be witty! AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA... Now THAT'S funny. X-D LMAO..Young, Padawan... if you want to be more like me, you must first learn to stop giving in to the d****-side-of-the-force. Now just drop Romney. You already SOUND like a liberal.
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 2:41 pm
translation: my daily kos mentors teach me to mock instead of discussing facts and concepts (kult of personality)
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 11:12 am
TRANSLATION: He's makes me upset but strangely inspires me at the same. Wish I could be as witty as him. Wait! I know! I will steal his style and imitate him! That way I can be as cool as him. Hope know no notices though...TYPE TYPE TYPE
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 9:13 am
Translation: blah blah blah blah blah facts are irrelevant, if I get louder, by typing in caps, it invalidates your point.
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 12:55 am
TRANSLATION: I'm throwing a temper tantrum because a Christian liberal like Obama is beating the stuffing out of Mittens Rmoney. I don't like it that I'm losing! HEAD ABOUT TO XPLODE! WAAAAAAAAAH!
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 12:27 am
You spend 16 Trill, whaddya get, another day older and deeper in dept. St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't go, I owe my soul to Barack Hussein-O!!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:28 pm
That he loved Marxist professors was just a typo I guess
HRoark - September 20, 2012, 5:25 pm
Best government help is to get out of our pockets, out bedrooms, and most importantly, out of our way.
HRoark - September 20, 2012, 5:24 pm
Any level of redistribution means stealing the product of one's innovation and labor and giving it to someone else. When the government is involved, they also keep a cut and employ twice as many as needed from that stolen amount.
starryeyedguy - September 20, 2012, 1:12 pm
..got a sh**. How do we pool resources at the same time as we decentralize delivery systems in ways that both foster competition, can work in the marketplace, and can foster innovation at the local level and can be tailored to particular communities."
starryeyedguy - September 20, 2012, 1:12 pm
Full quote: "I think the trick is figuring out how do we structure government systems that pool resources and hence facilitate some redistribution because I actually believe in redistribution, at least at a certain level to make sure that everybody’s...

JOY BEHAR APOLOGIZED TO RACHEL UCHITEL ON 'THE VIEW' - And now attacks Sharron Angle, it's pretty obvious who is the bitch


TAGS: democratic compassion
Rating: 4.11/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

Renza - March 27, 2013, 8:21 am
This is true, as is kill the non blasphemers, and exile the g**s.
PapaFox - March 27, 2013, 8:07 am
It's also a major tenet of Christianity.
Renza - March 27, 2013, 7:27 am
Potentially correct given the right circumstances, however one does not necessarily equal the other.
Rudedog - March 26, 2013, 10:51 pm
Compassion is the mask of government socialism.


THE DISCLOSE ACT - Because Nothing says "Silence the Opposition" like exempting traditionally democratic organizations from regulations they impose on others!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - A reminder of why its bad to vote for Democrats- they have a proclivity to write the bills AFTER they vote them into effect!

MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO - Don't muslims like to erect mosques where they make conquests or are victorious in battle. America WTF??? WAKE UP

ONE THING IS FOR SURE IN 2012 - The more likely a Republican candidate is to win over Obama, the more the leftwingnuts and moonbats will put them under a magnifying glass and try to frame them as extremist and crazy.

JANUARY 8 2010 - Joe Biden's mother passed away At a the age of 92

compassionate democrats -

Resist and think for yourselves -

Joy Behar apologized for comments about nurse Kelley Johnson -

Do Not pass go, do not collect $200 -

Journalism that attack Republicans but worship Democrats for the same issue -

The Insanity of Liberal Journalism -

Imagine...no more liberal free-passes! -

Democrats ugly secret -

No consequences -

if Hillary were a Republican she would be demonized -

party matters- media hypocrisy -

TAGS: democrats get free pass from sins of the past
Rating: 4.55/5

More politifakes by OTC

fauxnews - April 14, 2015, 10:37 am
DebtToAmerica - April 14, 2015, 8:53 am
LEWINSKY 2016, she'll do stuff that hillary wont.
fauxnews - April 12, 2015, 3:24 pm
correction: haha...This is NOT, I repeat NOT, my vote for Hillary. ;-) But, please, make fun of me for my gaffe. I would if, I was you X-p
fauxnews - April 12, 2015, 3:23 pm
P.S. This is my VOTE for Hillary. But the elites largely pick these Presidential Elections IMHO. They are already are per-ordaining a Clinton victory. The GOP needs a good candidate...fast! Jeb? Christie?haha.Nope! They need to think outside the box,quick
fauxnews - April 12, 2015, 3:21 pm
9/11 terrorist attack, A ruined economy, A costly failed Iraq War. Clinton's? A robust hyper charged economy.No major wars. Properly addressed terrorist attacks.Might not be rational: but people miss the Clinton years.They dont miss the Bush years.Cheers

Has to be a liberal shopper -